"Some things will never change"

Pe un site, iata ce am gasit in legatura cu ceea ce scrie omu despre el pe net si ceea ce ii cu adevarat. Hai ca e fun.

"40-ish": Over 50 and looking for a 25 year-old
"Athletic": Watches a lot of sports on TV
"Average looking": Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
"Educated": Will patronize you all the time
"Free Spirit": Will bang anything that moves
"Friendship first": As long as friendship involves sex
"Good looking": Arrogant
"Very good looking": Dumb as a board
"Honest": Pathological Liar
"Huggable": Overweight and hairy like a bear
"Likes to cuddle": Insecure mama's boy
"Mature": Older than your father
"Open-minded": Wants to have threesomes with your friends
"Physically fit": Does a lot of beer can curls
"Poet": Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
"Sensitive": Cries if you want him to go see a chick flick
"Very sensitive": Gay, just wants to procreate
"Spiritual": Got laid in a cemetery once
"Stable": Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
"Thoughtful": Says "Excuse me" when he farts